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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Where in the world is Tyler C. Picone? 
*Sing to "Carmen Sandiego"
Tyler is trying to steal the secrets of NSO, can you find him in these pictures of places where first-year students can access resources? 
Is he in the computer lab inside Tillett? If he were, he would have untold access to resources such as: 

  • The printing balance of $30.00 that is given to all students as part of their tuition, and allows them to print anything to their hearts content. 
  • UNRESTRICTED internet access!
  • Hole Punchers!!
  • Staplers!!
The computer labs on every campus are usually open until 2 AM so that all students an get their print on! 


Could he be in Lucy Stone Hall A wing, looking for the Campus Dean or the Dean of Students?!
If he were he could talk to the deans about things such as: 

  • Planning a schedule. 
  • Undergraduate requirements. 
  • Major Requirements
  • And where else to find help 

Is he at Livingston Dining Commons???
Dear God NO

At the LDC, Tyler has access to: 
  • Unlimited food for just 1 meal swipe! 
  • Unlimited seatage for just 1 meal swipe! 
  • 10 guest swipes!!! TEN!
  • FREE WIFI!!!! 
  • DINING HALL STAFF! 
Is he at Disability Services located in Lucy Stone A Wing?
If he was he could swindle all of these things from the disabled. 
  • Accommodations for the bus. 
  • Help when taking exams or in class. 
  • Help getting around campus. 
  • Anything else needed!
Is he at the Learning Center in Tillett? 
Well here he can get: 
  • Tutored in any classes he is struggling with. 
  • Academic advising to help him with overall school habits. 
  • FREE PENS! 
Now could he be at Joyce Kilmer Library? 
If allowed in here he'll probably use his sly nature to get: 
  • Unlimited access to books here. 
  • Printing AGAIN!
  • Internet AGAIN! 
  • Assistance from the Library Staff. 

Is he trying to use NextBus to his advantage? 
If he were, he would be getting: 
  • Round the clock updates about bus arrivals. 
  • The ability to check on his smart/or not so smart phone. 
  • Tickers inside the Student Center, as well as outside, to tell the times for the coming buses. 


Is he at South Tower, where the Housing Office for Livingston is? 
If given access, he would be able to:
  • Get an ID photo taken. 
  • Get a key if he was locked out of his room. 
  • Return his key at the end of the year. 
Is he at The Center for Social Justice Education & LGBT Communication?
If he were, he could get access to: 
  • Rainbow Perspective Housing information. 
  • A new mentoring program. 
  • EVEN counseling. 
I think he might be in the New Student Orientation and Family Programs Office in the Livingston Student Center. 
Here he would get access to: 
  • Unlimited help from the NSO Staff. 
  • Information about programs for new students. 
  • The prettiest best staff in the world. 
  • LOVE. 
  • Staplers. 
  • Music. 
  • Games. 
  • SUNSHINE! 
So there you have it, Tyler did not get to steal any of the resources available for first year students. Whew thank heavens! 

5 comments:

  1. I love love love this, such a cute way to do the pictures! =)
    -Amy

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  2. This is fantastic. You are fantastic. I love you.

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  3. This is so great, Tyler! Really funny but yet SO informative. Definitely one of my favorites!

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  4. I LOLed. Quietly of course, as you are in the next room coughing your brains out. Kudos on this post.

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